As a general life rule, if you are going to be timing any kind of race be it cars or snow tubes it is a good idea not to stand in the middle of the track. This reporter manages to learn that lesson the hard way while on camera.

I am a little pissed he lost his stop watch, sissy. I really wanted to know who won.

It’s just not a good idea. This is a pretty hard sledding crash, but nothing tops the Ultimate Sledding Accident. There’s nothing like learning life’s lessons the hard way.

This skier is attempting to jump over a 130 foot gap while performing some spinning, ski-crossing trick (pretty technical, I know). Well, he didn’t go fast enough and is not walking away from this one. I think he broke his ankles.

This is easily the worst sledding accident I’ve ever seen! Nevertheless, I had to watch it three times.

Do you think the “snow storms” that have shut down Seattle in recent weeks have been weak? By comparison, it would take approximately twenty years of Seattle snowfall to equate to the amount of snow Pullman, WA gets in a single year. Meet Izzle Pfaff. He shares your sentiments.

“I, however, am a fucking ninja for snow driving. I grew up in Idaho, motherfucker! I took driver’s ed in eight inches of snow. How do I know it was eight inches of snow? I measured it with my dick. RAR!”

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