I don’t even know what to say about this one. This guy takes 6 of the funniest things I like to watch on the internet and rolls them all in to one hellacious annihilation.

The Annihilation:

- Icy Hot to the balls
- Hottest extract on Earth into the mouth
- Kick to the balls
- Pepper Spray to the face
- Blasted by 3 different paintball guns
- Taser to the arm

How long would it take to recover from an ass kicking like that?

This guy thought he could walk 10 feet after getting tased. Wrong.

This is a video of a bachelor party thrown by Knox County Sheriff Deputies for one of their fellow officers. They taser the poor SOB twice (within the first two minutes of the video), handcuff him and then cover him in oil and feathers. Wait, that was just phase one. Phase two kicks off by strapping the lucky bachelor (still covered in feathers) to a lawn chair on the back of a flat bed truck and then driving him around town with a sign that says, “Last Chance Ladies”. There is a discussion of phase 3 but from what I can tell it didn’t make it onto this cut of the video.

You all know that I love the Taser and the associated pranks/tasings. The only thing that could be better than theFat Bossman Getting Pranked is a chair rigged to a taser. Genius.

There really isn’t anything too special about this one, other than the fact that someone’s voluntarily taking a taser shot. I love the screams these things generate!

I don’t know how this donut muncher managed to pull this off but I love his three step stumble and drop. It looks like he must have pulled the trigger while he was trying to get the taser out of the holster.

I think that once a cop tells you that you’re under arrest, you no longer have the right to do anything voluntarily. The cops are going to do whatever they have to in order to get the cuffs on your ass fast. Enter the taser.

Sound is required for this one.

I don’t know what kind of shit this guy was on but it must have been good. He was sprayed with a fire hose, shot with rubber bullets and tasered by police. He fell off the two story roof while being tasered and then jumped up and ran away. They had to bring in a K9 unit to track his ass down. Luckily the crack camera squad on the scene caught the tasing and you can see the guy drop like a sack of potatoes.

I do think that sometimes cops get a little overzealous with the tasers. Instead of talking and trying to diffuse a situation, it is much easy to pull the taser and drop the asshole like a sack of potatoes. That being said you still have to listen to the cops. If a cop pulls you over for speeding don’t start running your mouth and arguing with him. Take your ticket like a man and then take up your argument with a judge.

The cop pulls his taser on this chucklehead and the kid actually has the balls to say, “What the hell’s wrong with you?” and then turns his back to the officer and starts walking back to his car. At this point he deserves to be tasered. Did this idiot think the cop was just going to let him walk away?

It’s a long video so if you just want to see the kid hit the dirt jump 2:37 into the video.

Original Story: Salt Lake City Tribune

It’s been a while since I’ve thrown a taser vid up on Tasty Booze. This is a good one, not quite as good as Taser! Taser! Taser! Deploy!, but Tasty Booze worthy nonetheless. I love the preparation, laying out the cushions to soften his landing.

This video features two of my favorite things; beer drinking and tasering. I can easily see someone choking to death if they were victim of an unfortunately timed taser attack. Note to self: Next time someone pulls a taser gun on me, put my beer down.

The fall this lady takes after getting hit with the tazer is amazing.

We’ve all seen “To Catch a Predator” and it’s usually the same thing everytime. Some creep has a rendezvous with a 13 year-old girl while her parents are out, looking to get a little underage action. Enter Chris Hansen, smooth-talking incriminator. At this point the bad guy either a) denies having any bad intentions, b) admits to having a problem, or c) breaks down and cries because his wife/girlfriend just found out on national TV that he likes his women (girls) really, really young. Same old stuff everytime.

I like this twist. Once this guy knows he’s been made, he does what every guy who’s ever been on that show should have done. Run like hell!! Unfortunately for this Joe, he’s about to feel the real sting. 50,000 volts of electricity running through is perverted body.