I agree with Ronald Hudock, 61, on this one. I mean who hasn’t wanted to pop off a couple of shots in frustration? However, I am guessing that it might have been a combination of the bullets, high speed chase and smashing into multiple cop cars that might have gotten the authorities panties in a bunch.
It all started with what I am guessing is your basic case of road rage. Ron was cruising on Interstate 70 in his white Porsche Carrera when he decided to take a couple of shots at a semi that was also traveling on the interstate. Road rage and busting caps must make Ron hungry because he stopped at a local McDonalds drive-thru to pick up some grub. Ron got frustrated with the service he was receiving and discharged a couple of more bullets at the golden arches sign. He hopped back onto the interstate and at this point several police cruisers attempted to pull Ron over. The chase exceeded 80 MPH and Ron blasted through at least on construction zone. It doesn’t say exactly how the chase ended but Ron managed to smash into four police cars. I think the crazy son of a bitch might have tried to run a road block.
Guess what Ron’s hijinks got him once the police finally stopped him? Yep, you guessed it, that’s a tasing.
This is a video of a bachelor party thrown by Knox County Sheriff Deputies for one of their fellow officers. They taser the poor SOB twice (within the first two minutes of the video), handcuff him and then cover him in oil and feathers. Wait, that was just phase one. Phase two kicks off by strapping the lucky bachelor (still covered in feathers) to a lawn chair on the back of a flat bed truck and then driving him around town with a sign that says, “Last Chance Ladies”. There is a discussion of phase 3 but from what I can tell it didn’t make it onto this cut of the video.
I don’t know how this donut muncher managed to pull this off but I love his three step stumble and drop. It looks like he must have pulled the trigger while he was trying to get the taser out of the holster.
This guy has some serious heart. It takes a lot of dedication to take a taser shot, let alone a goddamn tranquilizer gun. This is no blow gun dart either man. I think this f–ker was meant to take down rhinos. I wonder how long this dude passed out for?
I think that once a cop tells you that you’re under arrest, you no longer have the right to do anything voluntarily. The cops are going to do whatever they have to in order to get the cuffs on your ass fast. Enter the taser.
Your son comes home with a taser that he stole from a police cruiser. Do you:
A) Make him return the taser
B) Videotape father/son bonding time as you taser each other
C) Post the video on YouTube
D) B and C
If you guessed D then you are the big winner. A 22 year old man was sitting in the back of the police car staying warm after his car had gone into at ditch at 3 a.m. He noticed the taser sitting on the passenger seat of the cruiser and managed to reach around the cage and grab the taser. The officer dropped off the man and his two friends at a gas station to wait for a ride and then noticed the taser was missing a short time later. He notified the his department and within two days they found the video of the dynamic duo on YouTube zapping each other.
Apparently the video showed the father and son taking turns holding the taser probes and hitting the juice. The video was pulled from YouTube at the request of the police department because it is part of an “ongoing investigation”.
I think it is bullshit that they pulled the video. What harm is it going to cause to the investigation if we all get to see these two idiots zapping each other?
Honcho, try not to cream your jeans. A new wireless taser is about to hit the market and I think it is going to take internet taser videos to a whole new level. This new taser is a self contained shell that can be fired from a standard shotgun at unsuspecting douche bags criminals almost 100 feet away. While the current taser delivers a 5 second jolt, this new wireless shell juices the perp for a full 20 seconds.
Hello, drive-by tasing. Soon instead of seeing a video of some poor rookie police officer getting hit with a taser while he is just standing in the squad room we will get to see that poor bastard tased while he is on the run. Seriously, once the taser goes wireless the sky is the limit for internet taser videos.
But the wires could only extend a few metres. With the new “extended range electronic projectile,” or XREP, the Taser has been turned into a kind of self-contained shotgun shell and can be fired, wire-free, from a standard shotgun, which police typically have in their arsenal already.
The first electrode hooks on to the target, the second electrode falls and makes contact elsewhere on the body, completing the circuit and activating the shock. It can blast someone as far as 30 metres away, and, unlike the current stun guns, whose shock lasts five seconds, the XREP lasts 20 seconds, enough time to “take the offender into custody without risking injury to officers.”
I do think that sometimes cops get a little overzealous with the tasers. Instead of talking and trying to diffuse a situation, it is much easy to pull the taser and drop the asshole like a sack of potatoes. That being said you still have to listen to the cops. If a cop pulls you over for speeding don’t start running your mouth and arguing with him. Take your ticket like a man and then take up your argument with a judge.
The cop pulls his taser on this chucklehead and the kid actually has the balls to say, “What the hell’s wrong with you?” and then turns his back to the officer and starts walking back to his car. At this point he deserves to be tasered. Did this idiot think the cop was just going to let him walk away?
It’s a long video so if you just want to see the kid hit the dirt jump 2:37 into the video.
This story really isn’t all that funny. Some dipshit decided to strip at a concert and then began resisting arrest when the cops tried to slap some cuffs on him. Now that every cop carries a taser they don’t put up with any bullshit and they promptly tasered said dipshit. This quote is the funniest part of the whole story.
“He was tased in the ass for a prolonged period of time,” one female witness stated. “It was terrible.”
Poor girl is probably traumatized and is going to need several years of therapy. Everybody involved should thank their lucky stars that the dipshit was able to keep control of his bowels after that “prolonged” ass tasing.
The staff at Colorado State University’s Rocky Mountain Collegian published an outstanding piece of jounalism today. Maybe they were looking to boost their pageviews and figured this would do it. Apparently they are getting some national media attention so I guess it worked.
In only four eloquent words (including the title) they combined this weeks buzz story (”Don’t taser me, bro!”) and what I take is a strong dislike for President Bush.
This video features two of my favorite things; beer drinking and tasering. I can easily see someone choking to death if they were victim of an unfortunately timed taser attack. Note to self: Next time someone pulls a taser gun on me, put my beer down.
We’ve all seen “To Catch a Predator” and it’s usually the same thing everytime. Some creep has a rendezvous with a 13 year-old girl while her parents are out, looking to get a little underage action. Enter Chris Hansen, smooth-talking incriminator. At this point the bad guy either a) denies having any bad intentions, b) admits to having a problem, or c) breaks down and cries because his wife/girlfriend just found out on national TV that he likes his women (girls) really, really young. Same old stuff everytime.
I like this twist. Once this guy knows he’s been made, he does what every guy who’s ever been on that show should have done. Run like hell!! Unfortunately for this Joe, he’s about to feel the real sting. 50,000 volts of electricity running through is perverted body.
Anyone that knows fellow blogger on this site Mike Honcho knows he is the internets #1 connoisseur of taser videos. The SOB spent about 4 straight days searching and watching every video he could find.
