Animal asshole tattoo #4! I can’t believe I found another one! I didn’t think anything was going to beat the monkey spreading his ass cheeks but I think this guy might have just grabbed the title. A cow’s ass with flies buzzing around!? Unbelievable. What convinces these douche bags that this is a good idea? I think that there has got to be a least a case of Natural Light Ice involved.

What is going on with this guy’s belly button? It looks like it just gave birth to a calf.

Just when you thought 2-girls-1-cup-mania had finally died down and gone away some douche bag goes out and gets a tattoo that just brings it right back. I have seen some ridiculous tattoos in my day (most of which I have posted here) but this is definitely the most ridiculous shit I have ever seen. What kind of reason can this chucklehead come up with to explain to his kids (maybe this tattoo should be grounds for sterilization) why he has a tattoo of a girl shitting into a cup that another girl is holding?

It looks like he got the tattoo on the back of his leg. I hope this ass clown lives in a cold weather climate where he can where jeans all the time. He is never going to be able to pick up a chick while wearing shorts again. I would love to see the reactions when he shows this thing off at the next family BBQ. Mom and Dad are going to be so proud.

NOTE: Click on the blurred image to see the uncensored version in all its glory but be warned that it is literally a tattoo of two naked chicks, one of which is shitting into a cup. If you are at work build up some monitor blockage as necessary.

via Tons Of Tattoos

Recently we posted a tattoo that was dubbed the Ultimate Chick Repeller. Well, as the most tattooed TastyBoozer, I felt compelled to bring you yet another example of a tattoo that, while not as bad as the first, is simply not going to help with the ladies.

I guess the reasoning here is that this tat would make the ladies go, “Boy, I really want this guy to go for me, I better work hard not to be a bitch so he’ll trust me!” Well played, jackass.

I love posting pictures of bad tattoos and I have found some real doozies in the past but this one might take the cake. It is wrong on so many levels. This person either really enjoys fisting or they really enjoy punching ladies in the va-jay-jay. I am guessing it is the first option due to what appears to be blood(?) around the fist. I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Why are there two femurs in the tattoo? What the fuck do those signify? Did they cunt punch someone to death? The story is a little incomplete without seeing the person that is rocking this but I am going to go ahead and guess it is the butchest fucking chick you have ever seen.

Mom and Dad must just beam with pride when they see this thing.

Sure it is early in the week but turning your belly button into an animal’s asshole through the art of tattoo is pretty much a guaranteed win. What the fuck was thing guy thinking? Is that the monkey’s ball sack hanging down off his belly button? How many times has this stupid tattoo cock-blocked this guy? Essentially a self cock-blocking. Of course if he is the kind of guy that would turn his belly button into a monkey’s asshole how many ladies could he be pulling anyway?

Check out the gallery for a couple of other ass clowns that won their Douche Bag of Week title with animal assholes.

Yes, that red arrow is pointing at lower back tattoo stickers. In case you are one of those uptight parents that think your 12 year old daughter is to young for a real tramp stamp you can head down to your local Toys “R” Us and pick up a sticker to slap on her back.

It looks like they have several models to choose from all featuring the ever popular butterfly.

via The Consumerist

Check out this bad dude, Mr. Cool ICE. I can’t believe the tattoo artist would continue to tattoo this boner. Why is ice the only word that is written in all capital letters? I think he kind of dicked up with the forearm tats. He should have gone with Mr. Cool on one arm and then the ICE on the other. Are those sunglasses on the back of his head or a fucking bow tie? I bet he is going to get the rest of the skull tattooed on the back of his head because the six identical skulls that he already has probably aren’t enough.

Holy hell, prepare to get mad…

See what I mean?

There are no accidents? Did I just shit my pants on purpose then?

Below are just a few of the winners from theforceintheflesh.com’s list of the top 10 craziest Star Wars tattoos. There is nothing like a little Yoda Santa to get you into the holiday spirit. One of the thumbnails below involves R2D2 doing something to a naked Princess Leia that I didn’t even know robots could do which makes it kind of NSFW so block your screen.

Can anyone explain the thought process to me that leads up to someone deciding to get a tattoo of a stormtrooper railing away on Captain Kirk? It has to involve at least a fifth of whiskey, right?

Original Post: Top 10 Craziest Star Wars Tattoos

Proud Paul, 36, spent a year having the Hogwarts headmaster etched into his skin as a surprise for his five kids. The huge $1200 tattoo shows Dumbledore holding a scroll bearing the names of his Harry Potter-mad children Charlotte, Deanna, Brandon, Tamzin and Paris.

This guy was douche bag of the week worthy for just the tattoo. Now that J.K. Rowling announced Dumbledore is actually gay it just takes this to a whole other level. I do sort of feel bad for the guy. Can you imagine the amount of shit he is going to get day in and day out when he shows up to the factory that he works at? More shit than a douche bag of the week award, that’s for sure.

Original Story: couriermail.com.au

I struggled with whether or not to post this picture all morning. It is only a tattoo but at the same time you definitely wouldn’t want this popping up in your web browser with any coworkers standing around. That being said, let’s continue.

What is it with douche bags always wanting to turn their belly button into something through the art of tattoo? We have seen a couple of douches turn it into an animal’s asshole but this one sets the bar high. Actually I guess it sets the bar pretty low in the class department. There are really three items to marvel at in this tattoo.

1. The lady
2. The cartoon wolf
3. The caption

I am really curious if this was all done at once or if items two and three were added sometime after the fact. Click the link to check it out.

The Lady, The Wolf And The Belly Button

Round 1, Game 1 of the 1st Douche Bag Poll Off pitted two brutally pink polos against one another and the results were horrifying. The winner was none other than this guy, garnering nearly 65% of the vote. Initially I thought this was a surprisingly large first round victory given the opponents extreme doucheness. However, a closer look revealed a key difference between the contenders. Our winner has permanently altered his body in order to reach supreme douchbag heights (see Chinese lettering tattoo, sergeant slaughter upper body , and fake and bake skin-tone), while our loser has kept his douchie qualities on the superficial (see peace sign, hemp bracelet, cell phone clip). I suspect our loser could even double for a completely normal dude during the week, before transforming himself Friday night.

Don’t forget to vote in Round 1, Game 2 over on the right hand column. These guys have both altered their bodies, but in a more what-the-hell-was-that-guy-thinking-douche way than last week’s frat-douche winner. Vote early, vote often.

Last night I posted a new DBPO in our quest to find the ultimate douche bag. Following up last weeks heated battle between the pink shirted douche bags this week we have battle tattoo that makes my belly button look like an animal’s asshole.

Vote often. I can’t wait to see which one of these two douches takes this weeks honor.

Looks like I better ask the Japanese guys at my office for a translation ASAP.

I always get nervous when we get this far into the week and we still haven’t found a douche bag to take top honors. But week in and week out someone steps up to bat and really takes the cake.

I had no idea people enjoyed turning their belly buttons into other animals assholes so much.