Of course this happened in Florida. This cell phone footage shows a teacher wrestling with a 14 year old student in the middle of a classroom filled with other students. I’ve got no problem with the teacher opening a can of whoop ass on the little bastard but you have to remember to confiscate all cell phone cameras before you re-enact last nights episode of WWE Smackdown.

via 107.9 WSRZ

Julie Landry, 46, was arrested on cruelty to a juvenile charges after it was reported that she made a student unclog a toilet with his hands. Trevor Williams, 7, reportedly used a few to many shit tickets and clogged up the toilet. When Landry found out about it she told Trevor that he had to go unplug the toilet and if he did it again she would make “him pull it out with his teeth.” Landry then forced Trevor to unclog the toilet with his bare hands.

I am sure most people find this story disgusting. Due to a shared life experience known as being fraternity brothers in the WSU greek system Honcho, Yerzimbeck, and I have a slightly different take on this story. Our email exchange is below.

Mitch Martin to Hank Yerzimbeck, Mike Honcho
Sent 5/14/08 1:29 p.m.
Subject: Check out this story

http://www.wxix.com/Global/story.asp?S=8316747

At least the kids classmates didn’t keep using the toilet before he had to clean it out.

Mike Honcho to Hank Yerzimbeck, Mitch Martin
Sent 5/14/08 1:34 p.m.
Subject: Re: Check out this story

Used too much toilet paper? Right. Either it was the greasiest shit ever, or this guy (7 year old) takes monster dumps.

Would have sucked to have to unclog it with his teeth…bobbing for turds?

Hank Yerzimbeck to Mike Honcho, Mitch Martin
Sent 5/14/08 3:18 p.m.
Subject: Re: Check out this story

I don’t see why you’d get fired for something like this. Maybe it’s just that living in a frat really changes your perspective on things like pulling poop out of a toilet and sliding on your stomach butt naked on a floor covered with beer and piss

Mitch Martin to Hank Yerzimbeck, Mike Honcho
Sent 5/14/08 3:23 p.m.
Subject: Re: Check out this story

Yeah it really desensitizes you to the whole “handling human feces” thing.

Of course to be fair the teacher should have at least given him a garbage bag to use as arm protection. That’s just common courtesy.

Hank Yerzimbeck toMitch Martin, Mike Honcho
Sent 5/14/08 3:37 p.m.
Subject: Re: Check out this story

agrizzled

To be fair Lexington also shared this life experience with us but I forgot to include him on the email thread. I know, I’m the asshole.

Once thought to be the progeny of less selective sorority houses, dirty vadges have become quite common in US high schools. A recent report by the Center for Disease Control and Prevention finds that 1 in 4 high school girls have at least one sexually transmitted disease. While some say this epidemic of STI’s is the result of the weak moral fiber of US parents, others argue that bullshit programs like abstinence only sex education course are to blame. When asked to comment on this startling report, Blake Rodriguez age 17 said “Dude, I am not the father. Stacy is such a fucking liar.”

I don’t know what the hell is going on in this country but everyday I read another news story about a teacher sleeping with a teenage student. Are the older women in this country really that hard up for a lay? I have no problem with older women going after younger guys but do yourself a favor and stick with the 18+ age category. More importantly then that though is where in the hell were all these horny cougar teachers when I was in high school?

Now it seems that it just got easier than ever. A 40 year old teacher has been arrested for sleeping with a 14 year old student she was home schooling. This little son of a bitch didn’t even have to leave the comfort of his parent’s home. There are probably teenagers everywhere going to school day in and day out hoping they get a shot with the English teacher and then this bastard trumps them all.

A Van Nuys teacher was arrested on suspicion of having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old boy, police said Friday. According to police, Merideth Johnson Vincent, 40, was arrested on Thursday at about 3 p.m. Police said Vincent was allegedly molesting the boy during the past several months. He was part of her home schooling group, according to police.

Is it really molesting if the kid is counting down the minutes until the next time his home school teacher comes over to grade his homework assignment? I feel bad for the kids parents. They were probably excited because little Timmy was showing a never before seen interest in school the last few months. Then they have to find out it was all because he was catching a little ass during home school geometry.

Original Story: KNBC.com