Further awkwardness found at flickr user fl4shthomps0n’s account.

This is a true story about a Wenatchee, WA man who blamed a pterodactyl for a car accident that he was involved in.

WENATCHEE — A 29-year-old Wenatchee man told police a pterodactyl caused him to swerve into the oncoming lane of traffic and drive his car into a light pole. When police asked the man what caused the accident, his one-word answer was “pterodactyl”.

Apparently Marty McFly here couldn’t control the Delorean on re-entry.

This is pretty fun. Basically a site called babynamewizard.com has come up with a really cool way to track the popularity of names over the last couple centuries. Ostensibly, it’s to help prospective parents research names, but what it is really fun for is searching names of you and your friends and seeing the rise and fall of their acclaim.

It’s very user friendly, and to my mind, very interestingly set up as a search/graph function. Have fun.

Name Voyager 

p.s. For those of you that know my real name, typing it in and observing its steady decline from its most popular date (like 1890 or so) to present day is pretty funny… 

You don’t need a flux capacitor but you are going to need a cool $10 million to get your hands on project Clockstar. In case you don’t have the $10 million up front you have the option of paying it off over 90 days, which is nice. I feel completely comfortable sending $10 million to someone located in Las Vegas who has no feedback on their Ebay profile. Oh, did I fail to mention this ground breaking time travel theory is available for sale exclusively on Ebay? $10 million would get you a shitload of pulls on the old nickel slots. In case you have any questions there is a phone number posted with auction. Maybe I should call and confirm that no flux capacitor is involved.

This is a True, Real, and Viable Time Travel Theory & Project. Logistics, Mapping and Methodology.Complete with Illustrations.

PROJECT CLOCKSTAR;

This is the Foundation of True Time Travel. Mathematically & Mechanically Pinpoints, Absolute, Stable.vs temporal, Variable. Constant. Wormhole/Porthole for Precise Pre-Calculated Entry Point in Time and Space. Mathematically Generated Point of Interest in Real Space. Provides Route, Entrance & Exit Points. I Absolutely Guarantee that this is the Basis, Foundation, and Future of Time Travel. This is the Only Document/Project on the Planet that can make this Claim and Prove it. This is a Strategic Advantage for America. GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!

After Ten Years of Research and Hard Work, our Discovery Indicates that the Possibility of Time Travel exists. It is a very Complex and Precise Formula. Under Precise Conditions this is Possible and Achievable. This Document & Project is completely Original and Exclusive It is not Plagiarized or Based on Anyone elses work. It is Real and True Science and Mathematics. This Document Facilitates Precise and Exact entry Point in Time and Space Desired. This Document & Project is One of a kind. A Forty–Two page Hand- Written Original. Included is Set-Up Chapter for Absolute Timing. Several Government Agencies have been Notified of its Existance.

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If you have ever seen The Terminator you know that at some point a robot uprising will be upon us. Forntunately, tastybooze is here for your edification on survival (for much more, check out this website) .

- Survival Method 1: Pose as a Broken Humanoid Robot

This is in hopes that the robots just pass you by during their destruction, thinking you are one of them. Some of the key’s to this method include: making noise such as an occasional “beep” or “boop” sound and moving like a robot, i.e. very abrubtly while constantly maintaining perfect 90 degree angles. The latter of course only works because you are broken. Contemporary robots are more dexterous. Pretend you are either damaged machinery or a well-oiled break-dancing machine, and pop and lock your way into the heart of robot territory.

- Survival Method 2: Hand-to-Hand Combat

If you find yourself in a brawl with a robot, your only hope is to escape. A robot foe won’t trade insults and it can’t be intimidated. You should fully expect a swift pincer-clamping attack without warning. The key is to destroy or disable all exposed “sensors”. Sensors are by far the most vulnerable, exposed parts of any robot. A handful of dirt, mud, or water will suffice. It is hard for a robot to wipe mud from its eyes when it has whirring buzz saws for hands.

This guy has obviously put a lot of thought into this. Personally, if our robot enemies look like this, I’m down for whatever.

Back to the Future II was definitely not my favorite installment of the Back to the Future trilogy but it did bring young kids everywhere two kick ass things.

1. Hoverboards
2. Self Sizing Nike High Tops

Well if you memory movie is failing Marty McFly traveled to the future in Back to the Future II specifically to the year 2015. So we are only 8 years away from 2015 and so far I have seen nothing about hoverboards or self sizing Nikes.

One group is trying to rectify the situation by creating an online petition demanding that Nike create those kick ass shoes that Marty had in Back to the Future II. I would recommend joining the petition. Trust me they would be kick ass shoes.

McFly 2015