If you get a chubby every time you pick up your Wiimote and you want to display to the world that your level of nerd is unparalleled then these cuff links are for you. From the LEDs on the bottom to the nunchuck on the back side no detail has been spared on these sterling silver bad dudes. I will admit that the $150 price point is a little steep but I have no doubt that these things will sell like hot cakes.

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If the standard thrust just isn’t quite getting the job done like it used to it might be time to add a little vibration to your game. If you decide that you are going to venture into the unknown (at least for me) world of vibrating cock rings you might as well go with a name that you A) recognize and B) has been protecting dicks for the better part of 87 years. I have a hard enough time buying condoms in the grocery store so you can bet your sweet ass I am not going to be walking up to the register of my local Safeway with a cock ring anytime soon. Thankfully the #1 seller of shit on the internet, Amazon, has this little piece of Trojan ingenuity for sale which means delivery. The Amazon product description has the following to say:

Designed to enhance the intimate pleasure of both partners. Safely powered by a small battery enclosed in a soft rubber casing Lasts up to 20 minutes Raised dots add increased pleasure May be used with or without condom

I am a little nervous about having anything electrical strapped to my dick especially when it doesn’t have some kind of emergency quick release mechanism. However at $8.95 with a 20 minute battery life that should bring the cost per use down to about $1.79 which isn’t bad.
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If you are anything like me then at least three times in your life you have been in a MacGyver type situation and thought to yourself, “Fuck, if I only had five pounds of Silly Putty.” Well good news, now five pounds of Silly Putty can be yours for the low price of only $76.99. You could use this giant block of putty to copy the entire page of funnies from the Sunday paper or make a medicine ball like bouncy ball to throw at your friend. Really, the possibilities are endless.

Why do they even have the little red egg in the picture? Is it just to give some idea of how big a five pound blob of Silly Putty really is? Just in case some dipshit is like, “Shit, I have an empty Silly Putty egg, I could really use some putty. Yeah, I bet five pounds will fit.”

Now that I think about it a five pound brick might be a little excessive. Anybody want to go halvsies?

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