Last time I checked you are not supposed to talk about sexual positions on the nightly local news.  And no, I do not think this guy will be “getting any” of what he wants.

Football season is around the corner. Preseason has started. Fantasy football drafts are happening all around us. So I think now is the time for all of us to remember that we are watching a bunch of men in tights.  And I guess it is no surprise that Rex Grossman is taking it up the you know what….

All you wanted to do was go to Hooters, kick back, enjoy some wings with the guys and check out the eye candy - then you get stuck with this waitress. Awkward. Hooters wasn’t messing around when they said they were a family restaurant huh? Remember, tip her well, she’s working for two now.

This picture was found on DListed, as part of their caption contest. The winning caption:

“Uh Lori, one of your implants slipped again.”

And we all know the weatherman is never wrong. Especially when he really strokes it….

9:00 p.m.: Find tie-dyed shorts and leather chaps.

9:01 p.m.: Sit on bed and begin crying rainbow tears because I am so fucking EMO it hurts.

9:15 p.m.: Pull favorite sleeveless t-shirt out of trashcan/laundry hamper.

9:20 p.m.: Contemplate the entire spectrum of emotions, get erection.

10:00 p.m.: Park bike in front of 7-Eleven to grab some Pabst and Mad Dog.

10:05 p.m.- Midnight: Listen to punk rock and Morrissey; spray paint; attempt to tighten jeans; alter and re-alter bangs; contemplate depression; grow a mustache; get wasted.

12:01 a.m.: Body shots!

1:09 a.m.: Contract Hepatitis C.

thanks to tyler-o-death for the awesome.

Women trapped in trunk on Google Street View! Doesn’t look like she fits.

A couple of guesses on who this unfortunate person might be:

- Britney Spears hiding form paparazzi

- Rosie “Rosie” O’donnell

- Sam Cassell

Leave your guesses in the comments.

See the location.

20 something younger brother + bad teeth + camera + funeral or wedding = AWKWARD

Awkwardness courtesy of Jenni & Brett

Dandruff should be the least of his concerns. First of all, he is wearing an ascot. Second, he is riding a tandem bicycle. Third, he is wearing an ascot!

How much toilet paper does it take to put out a fire crotch?

See more awkwardness at freshyill’s flickr.

TFD Random Picture Generator

We have the walk of shame, now we have the sit of shame. Should have locked the door.

Further awkwardness found at flickr user fl4shthomps0n’s account.