There are so many things wrong with this video… First, the guy sets up the video camera to film his squat fail. Second, he calls for his Mom to come spot him. Third, this video wasn’t immediately destroyed. If I’m going to tape myself to then access my “form” doing anything, the video tape will always be immediately destroyed or recorded over. Let this be a lesson to you all.

Just had to say that this is probably the closest I’ll ever get to saying something nice about Ashlee Simpson. Although I’ll withhold final judgments, because if she comes out of pregnancy the way Christina Aguilera did, I may have to eat my words.

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If you are dumb enough to tell someone that have three hours to quit smoking, drinking, swearing and engaging in some sex acts because “they were going to be good Christians now,” you should be prepared for some pretty serious repercussions.

A 24 year old man was dumb to say that very thing to his 28 year old wife at about 2:00 a.m. after she had woken him up to get some lovin’. As you can guess, someone looking for some ass isn’t going to like to hear that they need to get their Christian on. A fight broke out and neighbors ended calling the local fuzz to come in a break things up. When the law arrived they found one pissed off lady.

the woman denied any assault had taken place, and repeatedly, without sparing a vulgar euphemism, told the deputies about how unsatisfied she was with her sex life — some of the time carrying around a half-gallon of whiskey while doing so.

Apparently the wife wasn’t able to just express her rage in words and at one point she threw the family’s 20 pound dog at one of the deputies. The husband agreed to leave the house with kids, ages 3 and 4, and go to a hotel for the evening. When he tried to leave he found his sex starved and booze crazed wife had jacked both his wallet and his keys. Some unlucky sap of a deputy had to try to take this crazy woman to the county jail and she sure as shit didn’t make it easy.

The deputy who drove the woman to jail reported she questioned his manhood, asked God to forgive him because “he knows not what he does,” and “donkey-kicked” him in the shin while he attempted to walk her from his patrol car to the jail, reports said.

Original Story: Kitsap Sun

I will admit, I watch The Hills. Say whatever you want, but the show is awful television. And that is why I love it! It’s obviously scripted, but who cares? It’s entertaining and that’s pretty much all I need out of TV.

The problem with The Hills is the “actors” outside of their little “reality” show. I would think that the majority of them have come to grips that they really are not celebrities. But the press and gossip sites seem fooled (me included). The multiple US Weekly covers, Seventeen, etc. True the girls are hot, but come on… there are so many other people out there who are so much more deserving.

The biggest media whore of them all is Heidi Montag, the cosmetically enhanced ex-friend of The Hills centerpiece Lauren Conrad. Maybe you’ve seen Heidi on the cover of US Weekly discussing her boob job, or on The Hills professing her innocence in the rumor of a sex-tape featuring Lauren, or maybe you’ve seen her frolicking/showering on the beach in a skimpy two-piece. Yeah, when things are going a little slow, Heidi calls up some dickface with a camera and before you know it, we get to see her best impression of Baywatch all across the Web.

Well, she’s at it again… this time in Mexico with her “fiancé” Spencer Pratt. It’s essentially a magazine shoot. Heidi poses, puts on sun tan lotion, sticks out her ass, goes swimming, and gets carried by Spencer. You know… your typical day at the beach. Here’s the full set of pictures. Don’t even get me started on Spencer, he is worthless all on his own and deserves a separate post calling him out.

Trust me, it’s a lot easier to look at Heidi in still photos instead of having to hear her actually talk on the The Hills.

Thanks to The Superficial for doing the dirty work with the collection. Although, he obviously hates her a little more than I do.

Spears debuted her bee-stung-bordering-on-anaphylactic-shock kisser on Friday, when she was caught driving away from a Beverly Hills, Calif., medical building (per TMZ.com) with one hand over her mouth and the other steering her plastic-pumpkin-bedecked white Mercedes through a throng of paparazzi, one of whom failed to get out of the way of her wheels. “Brit hoped her new lips would improve her look without being really obvious to anyone,” a source tells the London Daily Mail. “But onlookers literally stood [open]-mouthed when they saw her. She looked freaky.”

So Brit Brit’s plan to regain her former uber pop star status is to plump up her lips. News Flash: Big lips will not make you look like Mrs. Jolie- Pitt in fact it makes you look desperate and a bit silly. How about working on getting custody of your kids back and saying no to the booger sugar.  The funnniest part of the article is when a reviewer of Spear’s new album said the music sounded like a inflatable sex doll that could sing

Original Article: MSN Entertainment