I love the site aintitcool.com. I have written a few movie reviews for them from time to time, and it’s a daily read for me. They have a resident video game reviewer, Monki, who managed to get an invite to Rockstar games headquarters and play Grand Theft Auto 4 for a few hours. If you are excited about this game, you have to read his review.

This thing comes out on April 29th, and it is going to be HUGE. The official website is here.

Also, fans of scooters might be miffed to hear this interesting aspect of the multiplayer mode:

[...] when you respawn, you spawn with a Faggio. The Vespa-like scooter. It is embarrassing.

Not cool. Everyone knows scooters are awesome. Right?

I was watching the AFC Championship Sunday night when Miller Lite and Honda came together to bring all of us a commercial break some time in the fourth quarter. As I sat there and thought about it, I realized that about 80% of my life is at least tangentially, at most directly, connected with these two products. For instance, I drink for a drinking team in Seattle, our drink of choice is Boggs See Tasty Booze Vocabulary in right margin. And I drive a 1996 Honda Accord, which, as an aside, apparently has a big red fucking target on it. I swear, that piece of shit has been hit more times than the “X” button on Mike Honcho’s Xbox 360. But seriously, all I do is work on the weekdays, which requires driving my Honda, and drink on the weekends, which invariably includes Boggs.

The interesting thing about these two products is that you need to use them sequentially if you plan on staying out of trouble. Although the danger of using them at the same time depends upon how much you’ve been using one, if you heavily use one to the point that you’re too stubborn to not use the other, you’re probably going to end up on one foot looking at the sky and touching your nose. Just an observation.