Oh I remember those days.  Pale.  Never lifted a weight in my life.  Swimming in basketball shorts.  Much simpler times, that’s for sure.

Giant penis man needs ‘re-chalkers’

Wipe that smirk off your face. This is a historical goddamn landmark. The first record of this club wielding boner man known as the Cerne Abbas Giant dates all the way back to 1694. The National Trust needs the public’s help to re-chalk the giant to help preserve his boner for many generations to come.

Original Story: Metro.co.uk