Well it looks like Britney finally got topless for us. Thanks to The Superficial for the find. I spent a good number of years in love with Brit, but at this point I don’t really even care about these blurry photos. She doesn’t look that bad, but has crazy fake tattoos covering her nipples and is just too far off the crazy train for me to find her hot anymore.
Apparently the nakedness occured in 2007 while Britney was filming her Gimme More video. I don’t think I ever heard that song, and was not aware there was a video, but I guess she was doing her usual ‘i’m a wacko’ routine during the taping. And if you are thinking fake, fake, fake, you might be right. But The Superficial makes a good point…
When I first saw these topless photos of Britney Spears that just leaked online, my immediate reaction was “FAKE.” But then I realized they’re outtakes from the set of her 2007 video “Gimme More,” and back then, she would’ve traded Sean and Jayden for a Chalupa and two Marlboro Reds.
Britney Spears’ career is so over that even her tampons are trying to escape her. Note to self: don’t have sexual fantasies about Britney Spears any longer.
Nothing but class here folks. At her come back show in Tampa Britney had a little bit of a crotch blow out while performing I’m A Slave 4 U. At the end of the song without realizing her mic was hot she announced “my pussy is hanging out.” When you lip sync your whole show you don’t expect the mic to be hot once the song is over and you’re being lowered below stage. I bet she just about shit when she realized the entire arena heard her choice quote.
Burger King is jumping into the cologne game. The fast food chain has been testing a new scent around the NYC area called Flame that is described as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”
I don’t exactly know was seduction smells like but what lady isn’t turned on by the smell of meat fresh off a hot grill? Whenever I grill any kind of beef I like to take a little of the juice and dab it behind my ears. It works like a champion, but I don’t always have time to grill before I head out on the town. Burger King’s is cutting out the hassle that is actually grilling the meat and just packing that delicious fresh whopper smell right into a bottle.
Maybe Burger King should stick to what they know and keep cranking out whoppers made “your way” but if Britney Spears can make some extra coin selling Cheetos and Red Bull in a bottle I don’t see why the King can’t do the same thing with flame-broiled meat.
Is Britney back? The cover of the December issue of Rolling Stone suggests so. There’s also a full spread of pictures of the refreshed and less-trashy Britney Spears. I’m willing to bet there’s an article that goes along with the pictures, which includes words and shit.
Who remembers Britney’s first Rolling Stone cover? Yeah, the one where she was still underage and you felt dirty for just looking at it - yeah, that put her on the map as the upcoming teen sex symbol. Of course, a couple years later in 2003, there Britney was on the cover of Rolling Stone again, this time with less clothes, being over 18 and single! Even earlier this year, Britney was on the cover as an American Tragedy.
Oh, what a couple of months can do. Welcome back Britney!
Someone finally got their shit together, and yes, that someone is Britney Spears. After swearing her off in January, the train-wreck that was Britney for the past couple of years is now, recently, much more put together. No more stories about her randomly hooking up with guys at bars/pools, getting drunk off her ass at clubs, or showing off her “Britney” as she gets out of cars.
Now prepare for the all-out onslaught of Britney publicity, although I don’t think that sex tape thing was planned. Her new song, “Womanizer,” has been leaked on the radio and web sites, but now we have leaked pictures from the music video. This is just one of three pictures that DListed has posted. Strategically “leaked,” the actual video makes its debut on Friday, on 20/20. Kind of an interesting platform to debut a video, maybe they are trying to steal the TRL audience.
I have to had it to Brit-Brit, she looks damn good as a brunette.
When will celebrities learn? Sure, you may be down on your luck, but there’s no need to go slummin’ with has-been actors, Hollywood socialites and paparazzi, you know they are looking for the easiest way to make a dollar. Even if that means showing a little peen (see: Ray J). First, Lindsay Lohan got hit by the celebrity sex tape rumor and now Britney Spears.
Back when Britney was going through her “crazy” stage, she dated paparazzi Adnan Ghalib - owner of the World’s Longest Sole-Patch. Apparently the couple went to Mexico for a vacation and while there, videotaped themselves doing the nasty. Of course, now that the gravy-train has stopped for Ghalib, he’s looking for other ways to cash in on their short-term relationship. Yes, that means a sex tape is allegedly on the market to the highest bidder.
Spears debuted her bee-stung-bordering-on-anaphylactic-shock kisser on Friday, when she was caught driving away from a Beverly Hills, Calif., medical building (per TMZ.com) with one hand over her mouth and the other steering her plastic-pumpkin-bedecked white Mercedes through a throng of paparazzi, one of whom failed to get out of the way of her wheels. “Brit hoped her new lips would improve her look without being really obvious to anyone,” a source tells the London Daily Mail. “But onlookers literally stood [open]-mouthed when they saw her. She looked freaky.”
So Brit Brit’s plan to regain her former uber pop star status is to plump up her lips. News Flash: Big lips will not make you look like Mrs. Jolie- Pitt in fact it makes you look desperate and a bit silly. How about working on getting custody of your kids back and saying no to the booger sugar. The funnniest part of the article is when a reviewer of Spear’s new album said the music sounded like a inflatable sex doll that could sing
Well it looks like Britney finally got topless for us. Thanks to The Superficial for the find. I spent a good number of years in love with Brit, but at this point I don’t really even care about these blurry photos. She doesn’t look that bad, but has crazy fake tattoos covering her nipples and is just too far off the crazy train for me to find her hot anymore.
