There is some classic drunken antics in this video clip. The guy is trying to fight/get away from the security guard, then there’s the inability to stand upright, the family/friends trying to help the man. In other words, just another Friday/Saturday night in Canada.

On the left we have Ana Canada whose main occupation(s) seem to be having her picture taken in a bikini and/or having her picture taken with JoeyPorsche911-esque douche bags. On the right we have Carmella DeCesare a former Playboy model turned WWE diva. If she looks vaguely familar it might be because she is the chick married to NFL journeyman Jeff Garcia and yes, she is one of the girls that got into a cat fight over Garcia.

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Canadian Poon has chicken pox

If condoms have been “against your religion” now might be a good time to convert and buy a box of Trojans before you end up with itchy scabs down in your business zone. If you have already had the pox then I guess you are in the free and clear however I personally wouldn’t want to risk it.

Okay…Okay…this headline was actually attached to an article about Canadian swimmer Victoria Poon who was quarantined to a Beijing hospital after it was discovered that she had Chicken Pox. Poon wasn’t able to compete in the women’s 4×100 meter freestyle relay on Sunday and she may not be able to compete in the women’s 50 meter freestyle on Friday.

Talk about a tough break. It would suck balls to qualify for the Olympics and travel all the way to Beijing and then have some bullshit childhood illness like the Chicken Pox ruin everything for you.

Original Story: MSN Sports

No, today is not some sort of Canada Day at TastyBooze. But I saw these pictures of Pamela Anderson, one of Canada’s finest exports (although she had to import her breasts, if you know what I mean), representing the red-and-white Maple Leaf on The Superficial and thought it was a good pairing with the news about Canadians liking beer. The photos are from a Grand Prix party that she hosted over the weekend in Montreal.

Of course, it took me about five minutes to realize she was holding the Canadian flag - although you can’t tell from this photo, the white shirt she is wearing is practically see-through.

If you are interested in seeing more photos of Pamela Anderson waving her flag and waving her flags, check out the complete set of photos here:

The Superficial: Pamela Anderson hates bras, hearts Canada