I could go to the bar by myself and drink a few 22oz IPAs or I can stay here, get drunk and watch "I Love You, Man". Goddamn you Paul Rudd.11:00:07 PM March 20, 2010from twidroid
It's hard to get up the motivation to get shit faced and do something stupid once you're 30. Good thing I've got all this tequila.09:44:34 PM March 20, 2010from twidroid
Gallagher's Brew Your Own Beer is by far one of the coolest places I've ever been. Can't wait to bottle the 25 gallons of brew we made today09:41:18 PM March 20, 2010from twidroid
Our home inspector's name is Stuart Anderson. I put the over/under at 8.5 "Black Angus" jokes before the guy wants to punchasize my face.08:43:21 AM March 20, 2010from Brizzly