Just looking at that picture, you’re probably assuming a DUI. Well, not exactly. Randy Travis Lewis did have a blood-alcohol level of .26, so he decided not to drive, instead he instructed a 10-year-old boy to take his van on a joy ride. According to the police report, the van reached speeds of upwards of 90 MPH and was found flipped on its roof with three other children in the van as well. Luckily none of the kids were injured severely. Unluckily, Travis Lewis was fine too.

Original story: The Smoking Gun

“A man whose shirt proclaims him as the “World’s Greatest Dad” has been arrested on charges he tried to use the Internet to arrange a sexual encounter with a minor.”

In the past we have shown you unfortunate t-shirt selections on mug shot day (Yes and Yes). But this might just take the cake. This man met what he thought was a 14-year old girl in a chat room….proceeded to have sexually explicit conversations….set up a meeting for sex….AND assuming he was going to meet this young lady, he purposely put on the “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt. What an ultimate douche.

I guess we should have known he wasn’t REALLY the world’s greatest dad when he chose the WWE t-shirt.

Source: WXYZ News