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Now that’s what I call a trifecta. A 21-year-old booze hound down in New Mexico lead police on a slow and high speed chase before finishing up with his grand finale. A statie found the kid swerving and not maintaining speed after receiving a hotline tip.

The kid refused to stop for the officer and then drove through a ditch and a barbed wire fence before coming to a stop. The drunk-ass tried to put the truck into park and get out but he only managed to get it into reverse. The truck knocked him over and then ran over his legs.

Original Story: Seattle PI

There is some classic drunken antics in this video clip. The guy is trying to fight/get away from the security guard, then there’s the inability to stand upright, the family/friends trying to help the man. In other words, just another Friday/Saturday night in Canada.

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In our Top 10 Signs Your Chick Was Too Drunk Last Night, this would fall until #5 - She Slept on the Bathroom Floor. Props to this girl who managed the perfect balancing act to fall asleep on the toilet seat.

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This video just about covers everything we do as drunk assholes on the cab ride home. I love the girl that pukes into her hands and then just dumps it on the floor. If the floor is going to be the final destination why not just keep your hands clean?

Unfortunately, this guy had to learn the hardway. This video includes a very appropriate soundtrack too.

There’s nothing like a good evening of “Smash-It-Up!” Get enough alcohol in people, start looking around for worthless furniture or old shit, and just start breaking shit! This guy has the right idea, definitely going for some style points with the WWE-from-the-top-rope jump onto the table. Unfortunately, it doesn’t really go as planned.

If you happen to live in Kansas City and you like the piss you are in luck. A new transportation service called Designated Driver Online will allow you to rent a designated driver for an entire night.

For $25-an-hour Designated Driver Online provides a chauffeur-trained and bonded driver to take the wheel of your car for the entire night or basically as long as you want your mobile bender to last.

If you are planning a solo mission $25-an-hour would get expensive pretty fast but if you had a big vehicle and could spread the cost across four or five friends this would definitely be worth it. I could justify paying $25 to avoid a DUI and not have to stand out in the cold waiting for a cab.

Original Story: CJ Online

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Check out these two suit wearing Will-Rogers-wanna-be chuckleheads trying to mount a fiberglass horse statue.

This is the footage from the local news but if you want to see the full two minutes of footage hit the link below the video.

Full Surveillence Footage

Knocking over the beer bottle is probably the first sign that you shouldn’t be doing home improvement items after you’ve had a couple. But this guy presses on, then pays the price.

This guy really starts to lay into the cop trying to give him the field sobriety test. The best part is when he gets upset that he has to close his eyes, but the cop doesn’t have to close hers. I have to agree… if you’re administering a DUI test, the cop should have to do it along with you.