There’s a good chance if you name your horse “Fat Boy,” at some point throughout it’s lifetime, the horse is going to end up in the news. Well, this picture is 12-years in the making, it’s Fat Boy and he’s stuck in a swimming pool near his residence barn in England.

Earlier this week, Fat Boy escaped from his stable and went for a binge. The horse discovered a nearby garden and began feasting on apples, luckily for the horse, the apples had begun to ferment and produce alcohol. (Something to keep in mind the next time you’re looking to make a quick apple-tini.) Once he obtained a significant buzz… Yeah, you guessed it… “We’re going to streaking!” That didn’t last long, as Fat Boy got stuck in a pool/swamp and needed some help from both the fire and police department to get his fat-ass out.

Original story: DListed

We here at TastyBooze do our best to toe the line of maturity. Making sure to always take the high road, we often ignore the cheap joke in favor of serious writing and pleasant satire. However, when recently reading the erudite BBC news we came across this little known culinary delight, the faggot. Now, we could make the obvious immature joke (ed. Know how I know you’re gay? Because you eat faggots!), but instead we wish to inform you of this delightful dish.

The faggot is like a pork dumpling similar to a meatball. Sometimes a regional dish, Fred Doody remarked, “The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.”

Fred and the rest of the Doody’s are the newest champions of the faggot. On a crusade to promote the faggot all throughout the homeland, and soon throughout the colonies as well, the Doody’s are a family of four and eat faggots a couple times a week.

Winning a statewide competition organized by “faggot producer Mr. Brain’s Faggots,” the Doody’s were deemed to be the best possible spokespeople in all of England.

When young Lewis, the Doody’s 14-year-old son, was asked what he thought about being a spokesperson for faggots he replied, “I can’t wait for school to start again so I can tell all my friends about the great taste. My friends will love faggots!”

Original story: BBC News

Thanks to Frank the Tank for the tip.