People are real idiots once you put them inside a parking garage. What made this ass clown think that he could leave the car in drive, enter the code to get the gate open and then get back in without any problems? Jesus Christ, he managed to get hit by his own car without anyone actually driving the damn car.

I’ve never paid for sex but if for some reason I decided to I would like to think I would have enough common sense to realize that two cents probably wouldn’t score me much. Shit, the lady probably wouldn’t even punch you in the dick for two cents. To be fair it sounds like this ass clown realized two cents wasn’t exactly fair market value and he tried to sweeten the pot by throwing in a cigarette lighter and a bicycle. Of course, as you can probably guess, the lady he happened to be making an offer to was an undercover cop who arrested him despite his pitiful offer.

Being the undercover cop that has to pose as the prostitute has to be a tough gig but I think it would really mess with your head if a guy only offered two cents.

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Flaming shots are great visuals, but drinking them and just serving them can be dangerous. In fact, many bars and clubs have stopped serving them altogether due to the fire hazard. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that lighting fires around a shit ton of alcohol is never a good idea. Well, if the bars/clubs won’t do it, why not try it at home…nothing bad is going to happen…right… (Headphones recommended).