We all saw what Jessica Simpson did to the Dallas Cowboys once she latched onto Tony Romo, now a beer company is actually going to pay her to destroy their reputation. The Stampede Brewing Company has signed on the actress/singer to be the face of their Stampede Light Plus brew - a beer for “active” people. It’s funny, because the most “active” thing I’ve seen Jessica Simpson do is lift a finger to point to where she wanted Nick Lachey to put the furniture on “The Newlyweds.”

When Stampede goes down, so to will Simpson, as her contract also gave her a 15 percent share in the company. Hopefully this will be a learning lesson for Tony Romo, remember that pre-nup.

Original Story: Associated Press

InTouch Weekly has a lot to learn about putting together top 10 lists. We’ve done our fair share of lists here at TastyBooze and they are never easy to compile. You know you have a good list if while creating the list there is yelling, personal call-outs, threats to one’s sexuality or genitalia, and at least one physical altercation (thumb war, arm wrestling, sprint, MMA fight, etc.) to decide a list placement.

InTouch Weekly’s Best Celebrity Breasts looks like it was compiled by a blind female intern. Here’s their list:

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles

Here are my issues:

2. Tyra Banks - Maybe if your sole judging criteria was the 1997 SI Swimsuit Issue.
4. Carmen Electra - This is like when Milli Vanilli won that Grammy… fake!
8. Jennifer Aniston - Old and tired, like reruns of “Friends.”
10. Beyoncé Knowles - Nothing special…maybe they meant to put Harry Knowles.

What about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Salma Hayek? Angelina Jolie? Christina Aguilera? Hell, even Phil Mickelson and James Gandolfini have better breasts than Jennifer Aniston (and reruns of “Sopranos” are better too!). Maybe this list is all celebrity focused with only actresses and singers, but it’s hard to make a “Best Breasts” list and leave off Marissa Miller…her breasts sure do act nice.

Original Story: The Superficial