It’s been a little more than 4 months since David Blaine held his last publicity stunt. Remember when he held his breath for a while. Well, now he’s in the middle of hanging himself upside down for 60 hours in Central Park.

This morning Kelly Ripa joined the “magician” for a little while - that’s her hanging next to Blaine and being sexually assaulted by that harness.

Our friends at DListed suggest going down to Central Park and throwing shit at this Douche Piñata, which I would totally be down for if I was in the New York area.

What are the ill-effects of hanging upside down for 60 hours? Doctors say that Blaine is at risk for a stroke and possible blindness. Blaine will also be relieving himself through a catheter throughout the stunt.

I know it’s only Monday, but we’ll have to see how this all plays out, but Blaine is definitely the frontrunner as the Douchebag of the Week!

Not only can you run in high heels Kelly Ripa, but you could also use those high heels as a weapon. A Seattle woman went to the hospital, with what doctors called an “aggressive” bacterial infection, after being stabbed in her hand by a man using her own stiletto high heel boot.

Over the June 29 weekend, the woman was attending a BBQ when “an acquaintance asked her to perform a sex act on him. When she refused, the man slapped her face, removed her boot and stabbed her in the left hand with the stiletto heel, police said.” - according to an article in The Seattle Times.

This is pretty hardcore. If you watch Flavor of Love or Rock of Love, you know that the a girl-fight is getting comical serious when one of the girls takes off her shoe and starts swinging it around like a deranged lunatic. I never really imagined it doing much harm, but this is good to know.

Thanks to Phamtastic for passing on the goodness. Original story: The Seattle Times

Kelly Ripa and Regis Philbin are a little too perky for my mornings. But any other time of day, and without Regis side-saddling her, Kelly Ripa is warmly welcomed into my life. Yesterday, the 37-year-old and mother of three (that’s right, no big deal) ran in the High Heel-A-Thon, a charity run/sprint for the March of Dimes in New York’s Central Park.

This is a pretty good look, women in their workout gear and high heels. Hot! Kelly Ripa, especially hot!

To check out more photos from the event, check out The Superficial. There was a guy’s race as well, but no one wants to see men in high heels.