Holy Shit! Yes, those are car keys poking into that kid’s brain. A 20-month-old toddler accidentally fell on his parents car keys and one of the keys went through his eyelid into his brain. Amazing doctors were able to extract the keys and the boy is expected to make a full recovery.
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Any kid that has ever played on the swings on the playground has dreamed about completing the full swing flip. As soon as you get high enough to feel the chains slacken just a little you start to wonder if you could make it all the way around. Usually there is always one kid that will claim a friend of a friend of a friend saw someone’s older brother do it.
Well now there is video proof that one man with one giant-ass swing has completed what kids the world over have only dreamed of.
This guy has to have gigantic balls. It doesn’t look like he has any kind of harness or safetly strap holding him to that swing. When he paused at the very top nearly vertical I defintely felt my asshole pucker.
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A 13 year old boy breaks up with your 13 year old daughter and you find nude pictures of the boy on your daughter’s phone. In an attempt to reconcile the relationship do you:
A) Threaten to show the pictures to the boy’s parents.
B) Send the boy 12,302 text messages over 7 months.
C) Threaten to show the aforementioned nude photos to the boy’s teacher and minister.
D) Threaten to post the nude pictures of the boy on the internet.
The best part is that this mother, that just wants her 13 year old daughter to get her boyfriend back, is a teacher at the school that both kids attend.
You would think that most parents would be pissed off to find pictures of a 13-year-old dick on their daughter’s cell phone and would not immediately consider it material for blackmail.
All I have to say is run little man, run. If her mom is already this bat-shit-crazy you are going to have a world of hurt on your hands in another couple of years.
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What kid wouldn’t want a giant Superman doll/pillow pillow case? I mean no kid is going to be worried about monsters under the bed when they’re resting their head on their best pal Superman.
For some people a standard DUI just isn’t enough, they want to go bigger and badder than everyone else.
Holly Kay Highfield, 34, was transporting 4 kids in her SUV when she decided to purposely hit a biker riding along the side of the road. She then jumped out of her car, carjacked another driver and then rammed her own SUV (yeah, the one that had the kids in it). Not quite satisfied Holly crashed the stolen vehicle into a nearby fence, hopped out and started to run in circles while stripping off her clothes. Ta-da!
It apparenly took several officers to subdue the naked Highfield.
Holy shit, that is an impressive path of the destruction. Sounds like this lady might have spent a little too much time playing GTA.
Two 10-year old white kids preparing to rap battle. You might think that would be enough to make this go all wrong. But no, it turns out there is plenty more awful to be had. Believe me. Thanks Holy Taco.
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