This dickberg was photographed off Antartica in the Bransfield Strait.  It is now clear that global warming is real and instead of severe climate change, disturbing storm patterns, rising tides and massive agricultural shifts, the primary threats facing the world are giant ice penises.  Prepare yourself.

Source: Metro.co.uk

Is you don’t talk about the penis song. Check out Brad Pitt and Edward Norton playing a couple of acoustic guitars and singing the penis song. Apparently it was filmed for a Fight Club trailer that was never released. Hit the “Read More” link for all the lyrics just in case you want to memorize the song instead of actually working this afternoon.

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Ok. Picture the scene. It’s me. It’s me in my local buffet style lunch establishment.  It’s me just passing the delicious looking chicken section and coming across the following:

“This delicious couscous will really fill you up =)”

Hmmmm. Theories? Disgruntled employee…horny waitress…14 year old customer? I don’t know. But for some reason I want to know more than almost anything.  So if I had some, does that mean I have to question my sexuality?  Certainly not admitting I did (not that their is anything wrong with that), but come on, how can you have a stewy looking chicken thing without some of that cous son???

And we all know the weatherman is never wrong. Especially when he really strokes it….