How do you punk a hockey player that had a sex tape leaked onto the internet? You show up to the game with a giant inflatable cock and throw dildos onto the ice of course.
All of this was for defenseman Jan Huokko a player on the Leksand hockey club in Sweden. Jan was showing up with Leksand to play his old team AIK and this is how his former fans greeted him.
Last summer Jan used his cell phone to make his amateur porn directing debut in a scene with his girlfriend. As usual the clip somehow magically jumped from his cell phone to the internet.
When will celebrities learn? Sure, you may be down on your luck, but there’s no need to go slummin’ with has-been actors, Hollywood socialites and paparazzi, you know they are looking for the easiest way to make a dollar. Even if that means showing a little peen (see: Ray J). First, Lindsay Lohan got hit by the celebrity sex tape rumor and now Britney Spears.
Back when Britney was going through her “crazy” stage, she dated paparazzi Adnan Ghalib - owner of the World’s Longest Sole-Patch. Apparently the couple went to Mexico for a vacation and while there, videotaped themselves doing the nasty. Of course, now that the gravy-train has stopped for Ghalib, he’s looking for other ways to cash in on their short-term relationship. Yes, that means a sex tape is allegedly on the market to the highest bidder.
After John McCain called out Paris Hilton in a recent ad targeting Barack Obama, the socialite felt it was appropriate to respond. Luckily she chose to partner with Funny Or Die to make this video, so you know it’s going to be good. Although Hilton’s ability to act still sucks, this is her best comedic performance since her sex tape.
We’re not talking about the length of the sex tape, but the length of the man in the sex tape. Actually, I’m not able to substantiate that claim at all, since I’m not really into little-people-porn, but we’ll just go with it.
Verne Troyer, better known as “Mini Me” from the Austin Powers movies and also has a small roll in the new Mike Myers movie The Love Guru, has joined the celebritysex tapecircuit. TMZ has a short clip of said sex tape, which only shows Troyer making out with his “girlfriend.” If you are looking to throw up, this is definitely the video for you!
Word on the street is that SugarDVD has offered up $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been struck.
Earlier this year, Lindsay Lohan took it all off in an attempt to be artistic. Then she attempted to be whore (success!). Followed that up by an attempt to star in an alleged sex tape. Now she’s currently attempting to be a lesbian with Samantha Ronson. Move over Britney, there’s a new crazy in town! Not only that, but Tila Tequila better watch out too, Lindsay Lohan is going to take bi-sexualism to places you could never dream of (but I could).
Well between all these attempts, Lindsay Lohan attempted to, and succeeded in, selling out. This picture is from a fashion campaign for Visa Swap:
In her first UK fashion campaign, Lindsay will encourage the UK to swap their unwanted clothes at the world’s biggest and most popular fashion swapping event, Visa Swap, in association with clothing charity TRAID.
Maybe Lindsay can at least manage to get a bra out of the deal.
