Our European TastyBoozers may have a better idea of who Danielle Lloyd is, at the moment, I don’t really care because she’s hot and enjoying a nice pint of Guinness. After checking out the rest of the gallery at The Superficial, I have now come to find out that Ms. Lloyd is the former Miss England from 2004 and a British supermodel. Yeah, sounds/looks about right.

Danielle Lloyd was pimping herself out to Mansion night club in Ireland over the weekend, thus the staged photo. Lloyd has an interesting history, being stripped of her Miss Great Britain title in 2006 after posing nude in Playboy, then participating in “Celebrity Big Brother 2007.” To read more fascinating things about her, check out Wikipedia.

More importantly, check out the photos at The Superficial.

InTouch Weekly has a lot to learn about putting together top 10 lists. We’ve done our fair share of lists here at TastyBooze and they are never easy to compile. You know you have a good list if while creating the list there is yelling, personal call-outs, threats to one’s sexuality or genitalia, and at least one physical altercation (thumb war, arm wrestling, sprint, MMA fight, etc.) to decide a list placement.

InTouch Weekly’s Best Celebrity Breasts looks like it was compiled by a blind female intern. Here’s their list:

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles

Here are my issues:

2. Tyra Banks - Maybe if your sole judging criteria was the 1997 SI Swimsuit Issue.
4. Carmen Electra - This is like when Milli Vanilli won that Grammy… fake!
8. Jennifer Aniston - Old and tired, like reruns of “Friends.”
10. Beyoncé Knowles - Nothing special…maybe they meant to put Harry Knowles.

What about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Salma Hayek? Angelina Jolie? Christina Aguilera? Hell, even Phil Mickelson and James Gandolfini have better breasts than Jennifer Aniston (and reruns of “Sopranos” are better too!). Maybe this list is all celebrity focused with only actresses and singers, but it’s hard to make a “Best Breasts” list and leave off Marissa Miller…her breasts sure do act nice.

Original Story: The Superficial

Earlier this year, Lindsay Lohan took it all off in an attempt to be artistic. Then she attempted to be whore (success!). Followed that up by an attempt to star in an alleged sex tape. Now she’s currently attempting to be a lesbian with Samantha Ronson. Move over Britney, there’s a new crazy in town! Not only that, but Tila Tequila better watch out too, Lindsay Lohan is going to take bi-sexualism to places you could never dream of (but I could).

Well between all these attempts, Lindsay Lohan attempted to, and succeeded in, selling out. This picture is from a fashion campaign for Visa Swap:

In her first UK fashion campaign, Lindsay will encourage the UK to swap their unwanted clothes at the world’s biggest and most popular fashion swapping event, Visa Swap, in association with clothing charity TRAID.

Maybe Lindsay can at least manage to get a bra out of the deal.

Original story: The Superficial