If the USB humping dog isn’t your style, maybe you are more of a LOLcats person, Urban Outfitters has got you covered with a little USB humping bunny.

This little guy packs 1GB of storage and will just sit and hump the side of your laptop all day long. At only $15 it is definitely work picking up.

In fact you should probably pick one of up and give it to that girl in accounting you think is cute but haven’t worked up the courage to talk to. She will think it’s just a cute little bunny and when she plugs it in to load up some TPS reports it will send her a message that you have been too nervous to send yourself.

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The only thing worse than the guy that wears his bluetooth headset all day long like it’s surgically attached to his ear is the guy that wears his USB flash drive around his neck all day long. Nothing on a flash drive is so important that is must be carried around your neck like it’s a fucking Life Alert pendant. It just screams, “I’m not getting laid and I’m not looking to get laid any time soon.”

However if you are the kind of dude that insists on carrying memory around your neck you might as well carry memory that will make you envy of every other nerd in the data center. Enter the beer filled flash drive. If you aren’t a Budweiser man have no fear. This flash drive, filled with the nectar of the gods, is the creation of CNK promotions and they can fill it with whatever kind of brew you fancy along with storage up to 8 gigs. At least with this thing around your neck you will be screaming, “I’m not getting laid but I plan on getting piss drunk once I’m done monitoring these servers.”

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Most USB devices serve a purpose.  Perhaps they power your wireless mouse, maybe they store massive amounts of data, maybe they even open beer bottles.  And those are all awesome ideas.  This awesome device, however, simply powers itself so that the dog can continually hump your computer when plugged in.  Fuck man’s best friend, this is computers best friend son!  And no doubt it’s work computer appropriate.

And don’t worry, it comes in lots of breeds.

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For years people have taken it upon themselves to turn geeky items into cool, trendy, must-have gadgets. Look at the success of Nintendo with the Wii, they finally were able to make videogames cool! Other examples include digital cameras, cell phones, glasses, and opening boxes.

Well, now, finally someone has gotten the USB stick right! I’ve seen plenty of failed attempts at making the USB stick cool: the flash light, laser pointer, fan, magnifying glass, etc. I actually don’t understand why it took so long to figure this one out. It was as simple as putting a bottle opener on it! Here’s a quick description from the TrekStor web site: “It is special because it incorporates an extra bottle opener function combining practical data storage with a thirst-quenching aid that is always to hand.”

“Special” might be an understatement, this is awesome!

Original Post: Engadget