We’re not talking about the length of the sex tape, but the length of the man in the sex tape. Actually, I’m not able to substantiate that claim at all, since I’m not really into little-people-porn, but we’ll just go with it.
Verne Troyer, better known as “Mini Me” from the Austin Powers movies and also has a small roll in the new Mike Myers movie The Love Guru, has joined the celebrity sex tape circuit. TMZ has a short clip of said sex tape, which only shows Troyer making out with his “girlfriend.” If you are looking to throw up, this is definitely the video for you!
Word on the street is that SugarDVD has offered up $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been struck.
Original story: DListed and TMZ Video (view at your own risk)

