I’m not really sure what Delta’s slogan is, but this will have to do. The air carrier announced a while ago that they would be bringing free Wi-Fi internet access to a handful of flights. Of course, if people’s use of their computer is anything like mine, 87% of computer use on flights would be for porn-related activity. At first there was some concern about porn usage on a flight…can you imagine sitting next to someone while they sift through porn sites attempting to join the solo mile high club (thanks to Gizmodo for that line). Now Delta says they will block access to porn sites, so flight attendants don’t have to police the passengers.

Three things, first, why do they sell porn mags at airports then? Do people really think it’s okay to whip out your dick Penthouse magazine to “read the articles”? I’ve heard horror stories from friends who have sat next to people on planes and flipped through pictorials in adult magazines. Awkward!

Second, does “porn” include TastyBooze? I remember back in May when I was using the free Wi-Fi at the Denver airport and was totally cockblocked from checking out the site. Apparently we were thought of as “tasteless,” oh the irony. If you fly Delta, please report back on our availability.

Lastly, why would you need porn. Are any of you among the 1 million who have watched Delta’s new safety video on YouTube? Watch this for the first 30 seconds and you’ll see why so many people have wasted four-and-a-half minutes of their life “watching” this video.

Original Story: Gizmodo