The Tampa Bay Devilrays, or just Rays, won their first AL East Title earlier this week. Recently that title had belonged to the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox for a good majority of the time that the Rays have even been in the majors.

This year will be the Rays’ first trip to the post-season, obviously the clubhouse was not appropriately stocked with the proper celebrating necessities. As if drinking Bud Light out of the can wasn’t bad enough, the Rays shared swigs from a teammates’ cup. Not a drinking cup, a protect-your-balls cup. If the team comes down with some mysterious oral infection, I think we know what to blame.

Original Story: Big League Stew

And yes, I am a bitter Mariner’s fan.  So what.  But seriously, what if you were that guy with the window below the Yankees towel.  It is all up in his shit.

Once out from the oppressive administration at colleges and universities, those partaking in somewhat organized co-ed sports leagues are forced to come up with their own creative and usually offensive or crude team names. Co-Ed Sports are a past-time for the quarter-lifers and is even called out as #65 of Stuff White People Like. Girls enjoy the opportunity to participate in sports for the semi-competitive atmosphere or their boyfriends are making them do it. Guys love the competitiveness no matter how drunk much the other team doesn’t care and it’s also their last hope at getting discovered for the MLB/NFL/NBA/PBA/MLS.

Gone are the simple team names from your adolescence, like “Wildcats,” “Bears,” “[Local Professional Sports Team Name],” and “Yankees.” Balls, poles, bases, bats, runs, and scoring, are turned into euphemisms for male genitalia, male genitalia, female genitalia, male genitalia, fecal matter, and mom jokes. Put a couple of these together and you have yourself a pretty clever team name.

TastyBooze staff members have played in numerous co-ed sports leagues (current team is Wu-Tang themed, Wu-Tang ain’t nothing to fuck wit!) and we’ve come up with our list of favorite team names below.

25 – I Scored With Your Mom (Baseball/Softball)
24 – Freebasers (Baseball/Softball)
23 - Back Dat Pass Up (Football/Soccer)
22 – Multiple Scorgasm (Any Sport)
21 – Triple Penetration (Bowling)
20 – Masterbatters (Baseball/Softball)
19 – Suck My Kick (Kickball/Soccer)
18 – Long Poles and Deep Holes (Golf)
17 – 2 Balls 1 Cup (Golf)
16 – Kick Tease (Kickball/Soccer)

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